"Don't be upset, it'll happen! Just have fun trying"
Dear annoying, fertile friend. when you've been trying to do something that comes so easily for 14 year olds, sex only reminds you of what a giant loser you are. Timing intercourse, is not fun. Having sex at 5 am in the morning because you must have sex 2 hours before your 7 am appointment is not my idea of a good time. I enjoy asking my husband if my areola's are bigger multiple times a day in my two week wait. I love getting my hopes up, "just knowing" that I'm pregnant so I can find out minutes later that my period just started. I also love hearing about my friend´s abortions.
I know you're trying to be nice, but sometimes, there is nothing you can say. I am infertile. I am upset and I'm not having a swell time trying.