I haven't posted anything in what feels like a while. So I just wanted to post something so I can say I posted something so you can't freak out on me. I'm not going to bore you with tales of my childlessness again because I am more than that. So let's talk about other things in a completely random order because it's just way more fun that way. I must warn you, the following text is completely infantile and might not make any sense. But who cares about that, right? Just because we want to be moms or already are moms doesn't mean we have to be dead serious all the time.
I'm so bored I can't even see straight.So let's get to the point...whatever that is.
(this was actually on the cover of Cosmopolitan, someone needs to get fired)
I noticed people are having trouble saying the word Vagina. I wonder why that is? I think it's stupid. The porn industry is one of the biggest industries in the world, yet, we're too shy to talk about the medically correct term for certain bodyparts. I hate when people say that they think it's vulgair. It's the correct term for it damnit! How can you not want to say Vagina, but throw words like pussy around like you're getting payed to say it. I'll never get that. It's like Vajazzling. You're not vajazzling anything, you're sticking cheap rhinestones ti your mons veneris (look it up people and no it's not a band). We're adults here. Call things what they are for god's sake. The next time someone uses a euphanism for vagina I'm smacking them...in the name of womenkind of course.
From vagina's to Dexter. It's not that big a stretch if you think about it for a second.
I'm married, not dead, therefor I still appreciate that there are still plenty of hot men to look at. In real life and in tv land. MCH is definitely on top of my "hottest men list". The list I improvised 3 seconds ago. Not only is he an incredible actor, but he actually looks like the type that would stalk you. How cool is that, talk about dedication. I think he's phenomonal and the fact that he's not an eyesore definitely helps.
Brittani Louise Taylor
I discovered her YouTube channel today. She's such a good girl. How boring. No one wants to know how perfect you are and how often you recycle. People want to see you fuck up. It makes them feel less bad about themselves! She also got her own Iphone app. Why boring lady? Why not Shane -I-talk-about-sex-all-the-time-but-never-had-any- Dawson, Niga Higa, Milly or the Fine brothers. It's not fair! (unless they do have one)
Speaking of the Fine brothers,
They are talented and pretty funny! I'd like to show you a picture of both, but when one looks good the other looks like a perve and vice versa. Kinda like my wedding pictures.
Go look for them and Milly on Youtube if you're bored out of your minds like I am right now. He and his brother are pretty funny. His brother is the type of guy we all know and love. The type that wants to be with you so bad but is just "too sweet" and becomes your BFF instead. Rafi is the one who you'd actually hook up with. God, I love Youtube. It saved me from a lot of boring work days. Ones like today. I wish I worked on a yacht or something. I have a trillion bikin's but I just don't feel good parading on the beach half naked.
(thank you for proving my point emo tumblr picture)
The biggest loser
Talking about half naked, if I DO chose to show my goods to the world i'd better be in the best shape of my life.Weightwatchers was so freakin' hard when I started. I actually cancelled my membership on day 1 but then I told myself to snap the heck out of it and stick with it. I'm glad I did it, but I hate how people tell you it's not a diet. It is. Don't buy into the bullshit. If you're used to eating whatever, whenever, you will get hungry.
Don't you just love this GIF?
It makes me wanna dance!
And there you have it.
A complete and honest list of what's going on inside my head at the moment.